Swirl School Updates

and other conCOCKtions

Howdy, Swirlies. HOW ARE WE THIS MONDAY?!?! I’m choosing to wake up in a good mood today. Because your mood is YOUR CHOICE. So let’s swirl on into a good day, shall we????

I wanted to hop on the Substacker-y and let y’all know of some exciting updates happening in the new year!!! Swirl School is in session and we’re hitting up some fun towns that I wanted y’all to get clued into.

First stop is WICKED BOSTON. With the help of my vintage bestie and jewelry maker, Hootie Vintage, I hosted a tiny sip ’n’ swirl at North End’s Sabé last time I was there and it was a mother fuck*n HIT. I’ve been compelled to return and will be giving the full Swirl School experience at the infamous Rebel Rebel. Their slogan is “natural wine. no bullshit.” A bit on brand, don’t-cha think?!? Tickets on sale soon — mark your calendars!

Swirl School: Boston | January 15th, 2026

Shortly thereafter, I’ll be Mardi Gras’n it up in NOLA. That’s right, New Orleans — I’m CUMING FOR YOU. The luxurious Krewe, a super trendy eyewear brand, has offered to host at their resident restaurant and wine bar, Patula. Its hyphy, sexy, dreamy vibes are PERFECT for Swirl School and its three hours of life, happiness, openness, and WINE. Duh. I’m ecstatic about this collaboration. Patula is literally IN the French Quarter. If there is ever a time to travel to Swirl School, this is your moment. Brush off that winter blues and join me. Tickets go on sale soon — mark your calendars!

Swirl School: New Orleans | January 20th, 2026

And now… it’s time to swirl things off with my secret pleasure/obsession. If you’re anything like me — a kooky combination of tomboy/dad-jokes/nostalgia-queen/sex-pot of weirdness — you may find yourself falling for the This Is Important podcast. The fart-joke humor and overall outlook on not taking life too seriously is instantly charming. All three of those dudes I would’ve had crushes on in high school. And hey, might still do today. It’s the straightest thing about me and I’m not afraid to admit it to you — all 89 of you.

See You Soon Swirlies,

G’NIGHT (in Jeff Probst’s voice. Any Survivor Swirlies in the house?)

xo Amari